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About Me Premium Member Procrastinator SwebsFemale/People's Republic of China Recent Activity Deviant for 7 Months
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.:.My Qoutes.:.

"The Three Things I was Born without"
1.Coordination
2.Memory
3......i forgot wat this one was."
~hahaha

"This isn't TEA. This is nothing but HOT LEAF JUICE YOU BASTARD."
~avatard'

"OMG YOU RAPED MY FOOT YOU CREEP!"

"Broes over hoes, young padawan.
Chicks over dicks, master yoda."


"Everytime I look at her I get this pain in my chest and I know its her fault THAT BITCH."
~AVPM

"That was pathetic. We are the gayest ninjas ever."

"You can never have too many pairs of socks."

"My dick is so big, if you layed it on a keyboard it would stretch from a-z."

"You know..People say i don't like deadlines. Thats not true. I love deadlines. I especially love the whooosh sound they make as they go by."

"Tea...is like friendship. Warm, cozy, and will make you hyper if you take too much."

"HELP HELP! WE ARE SINKING WE ARE SINKING!!!
......Vat are you syncing about?"

"You fuckin scottish hobo shepherd ."

"Life is like a rollercoaster. You can stand at the bottom and sell bad tacos so that people vomit all over you when they get on, or you can get on the fucking thing and vomit all over the guy who sold you the bad taco. KA CHING."

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries."

"COCOCOPS."

"Mother....I've made too many mistakes in my life."

"how the howdy did this happen?!?"
~ :) becca. priceless.

"yeah once your at the msn heart stage theres just no goin back"
~becca

Aang:" BUT I've been breathing for HOURS, I WANNA STOP!"
Jung Jung:"...You wanna...stop..breathing...?o.0"

"Kathy: Wow. You have really great hair.
Chandler: Whay, thank you. I grow it myself."
~Friends

"WELL IM LIKE A FUCKING PUPPY ILL TRUST ANYTHING THAT MOVES AND HUMP ITS LEG."
~haha. becca's view on trust :)

"Well...yesterday I had 50 kuai....and today...."
~lol. derek.

"Chase: I'm sorry you're dying.
House: Alright.
Chase: I'm going to hug you. Any words?
House: Well if your considering grabbing my ass-
*GLOMP*"

"May we?
Meh oui!"
~Camillo

"I mean happy is one thing, I'm happy. But your like...Santa Claus! ON PROZAC! AT DISNEY LAND. GETTING LAID."
~Friends

"So your saying you want a prenup...in liquid form."
~Chase

"If life was an alphabet I'd put 'u' and 'i' together. ^^"
~?

Visitors

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Nov 29, 2009
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Nov 28, 2009
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hey, im swebs. my parents are german scottish and american but i was born and raised in china. I'm an intelligent conversation, so please say hi! (and no, becca I do not think I am the actual object of intelligent conversation you freak.)

we'll get on well if you think twilight is the worst thing since day time soaps were invented and youve read most books ever created by mankind.

other than that im the middle kid of my very very strange family i have a ton of friends all over the world and i speak fluent chinese german and english.
yippie for me. the walking proof that mankind hasnt just given up on trying to understand the human mind.

my personal take on life is to have fun, annoy people in elavators, and to draw inspiration from that feasibly genius show the simpsons.

thanks for stopping by, check out my gallery, fave and remember to watch!
peace and love
swebs xxx

winterrrr

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 25, 2009, 3:07 AM
I love winter. seriously it's awesome. theres no pesky bugs. you dont sweat. it snows C:
i seriously love snow.
its beautiful.
C:
thats all.
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  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: maria mena
  • Reading: the supernaturalist
  • Watching: A VERY POTTER MUSICAl (AGAIN. YES)
  • Drinking: teateatea

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: China
  • Interests: Reading, Writing, Arting, Basketballing, Computing
  • Favourite movie: Across The Universe
  • Favourite band or musician: The Who, Katy Rose,Eminem, Hinder, Antsy Pants, The Beatles, Carla Bruni, Jack Johnson
  • Favourite genre of music: Acoustic, Hard Rock, Pop, Jazz, Classic Rock, Techno
  • Favourite artist: Charles Avery
  • Favourite poet or writer: JK Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Beatrix Potter, Cornelia Funke, Mark Haddon, Philip Pullman, Ian Rankin
  • Favourite style of art: modern realism
  • Operating System: Mac
  • Favourite game: GTA & The Sims 2-3 & The Simpsons Game
  • Favourite gaming platform: wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Sokka (the guy with the boomerang) <3
  • Personal Quote: I've had trouble with both my marriages, my first wife left me and my second wife didn't.

Lollipops... 

38%
3 deviants said WHERE???! WHEEEREE??!!!
38%
3 deviants said Are sexy.
25%
2 deviants said Ew
0%
No deviants said I don't like lollipops.

Shoutbox

*magikalmaiNtenance:iconmagikalmaiNtenance:
WELCOME IAIN
Sat Nov 28, 2009, 6:58 AM
~icmb94:iconicmb94:
TY FOR THE FAV!!!!
Mon Nov 16, 2009, 10:20 PM
*anna-becca7:iconanna-becca7:
OBI WAN IS MY SEX GOD. :D
Sun Nov 15, 2009, 6:06 AM
~ofelialoov:iconofelialoov:
I guess we don't get along then since I'm a twilight lover, eh? And I am one of your best friends. It doesn't make sense, dude! >.>
Sun Nov 15, 2009, 2:09 AM
*magikalmaiNtenance:iconmagikalmaiNtenance:
wat in hell is a shoutbox??
Sun Nov 8, 2009, 4:47 AM

Comments


:iconmello-chocolate:
Many thanks
for the faves
:iconmagikalmaintenance:
very welcome. really love your art.

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.:. Magpies like sparkly things. That's why they killed Edward Cullen :D:.
:iconsa7oura:
thanks for the fave XD
:iconmagikalmaintenance:
welcoom

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.:. Magpies like sparkly things. That's why they killed Edward Cullen :D:.
:iconmcr-rocks-my-world:
thanks for the fave XD

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There is no such thing as darkness...
It is only the lack of light.

My Most Viewed Deviation: [link]

Batman dananananananananananana Batman Batman!! BATMAAAANN!!!!!!!!!
:iconmagikalmaintenance:
welcome C:

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.:. Magpies like sparkly things. That's why they killed Edward Cullen :D:.
:iconwinter-ame:
:tighthug: Thanks for the :+fav:! :meow:

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We'll Sleep When We're Dead

I'll never sing this song without you
Remember the way that it felt
You're never going to hurt again
I'll never sing this song
Remember the day remember

- BlessTheFall:
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:iconmagikalmaintenance:
welcome C:

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.:. Magpies like sparkly things. That's why they killed Edward Cullen :D:.
:icontokiohotel-meow12:
Thanks for the fav! Great profile! Yaaay books!

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:iconmagikalmaintenance:
C: books are sexy hehehe

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.:. Magpies like sparkly things. That's why they killed Edward Cullen :D:.

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